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| Hilarious! This arrived in my inbox recently. I'm posting it without modification for your viewing pleasure:
ROM:DINO BRIGHT.Camp MXP-512 Third Infantry Division Unit (T.I.D.U),Abul Uruj, Baghdad, Iraq. I am Sergeant Dino Bright, a native of Italy . But a citizen and resident of the
USA.I am asoldier of the American troop currently serving in thethird infantry division Unit in Iraq. I am currently in Kuwait on duty break. My partnerDarren D. Braswell,36, of Riverdale,
Ga. Darren D.Braswell died Jan. 7 near Tal Afar, Iraq, when theUH-60 Blackhawk helicopter in which he was a passengercrashed. Braswell worked For the Army and Air Force Exchange Service, Wesecretly moved some abandoned cash in a mansionbelonging to the former president, Saddam Hussein
andthe total cash is US$44,200,000.00 (Twenty Million twohundred
thousand Dollars). As I write this letter to you, this box is here
withme in cash as I secretly moved it out of Iraq to safeplace. You do
not have to be afraid of anything as noone else knows about this and
everything is safe. Iwould be pleased and grateful to you if you
couldassist us in receiving this box for us on our behalfas I will be
heading back soon to camp in Iraq to joinmy colleagues. Of course, I
shall compensate you withan attractive percent of the total funds for
yourrole/efforts. We have limited time now, kindly getback to me
immediately. Moving the funds out of here is not going to be muchof a
problem as arrangements are being made towardsthat. All I want from you
is your trust and assurancethat if the box containing the funds is in
yourpossession, you will follow my instruction when makingexpenses.
Please get back to me with your full nameand contact phone number (cell
phone, preferable)without delay and let’s negotiate terms. Your
response will determine our subsequentcorrespondence. You can read more
on this website for moreinformation’s and
explanationshttp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm Yours in
Service.SERGEANT DINO BRIGHT
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| Jury Duty during Thanksgiving. Thanks California! :(
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| Prop 8 in California, as well as amendments in two other states, recently banned gay marriage. Hundreds, if not thousands of gay couples who were married are now unsure if their marriage still exists. Does anyone else find this ironic?
The Christian Right, in all their self-centered hubris, have been declaring for years that gay marriage would "destroy marriages" -- that it would somehow affect straight marriages by weakening the term. (I mean, more than Britney's 24-hr marriage and the 50% divorce rate already do...)
I can't find one example of a straight marriage that has dissolved due to gay marriage, but I can now find several hundred gay marriages that have dissolved due to the recent ban. Ironic.
I wonder if atheists like myself should also be banned from marriage, because if there's anything God hates more than gays and shellfish, it's an atheist.
So fuck everyone who voted yes to social inequality and "separate but equal." If you don't want a gay marriage, then don't have one, but stop imposing your opinions on others, and citing your silly skydaddy as the reason for your utter lack of empathy to those who are different from you. Your moral high ground, just like your god, is false.
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| Reason #3,432 why I believe Barack Obama will be a transformational president, and why he is much better at protecting us from the threats of the 21st century, including cyberterrorism, than McCain and especially Palin:
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